Bret michaels still dating teya
Of course, there's just one minor problem with this theory: Good Ashley doesn't exist.
She was strangled in her sleep by Bad Ashley at the age of six months.
Did you get the impression that Ashley doesn't watch a lot of reality television? This explains those interviews Bret was giving last month where he was basically telling Jennifer Aniston to give him a call as soon as that whole Jon Mayer publicity stunt fizzles out.
Anyone who's bothered to catch a VH1 series -- or just about any romance show for any network -- would know your past almost always gets trotted out at some point. He's really only shown mild interest in Mindy and Jamie (who looked like a pirate skeleton this episode)and pretty much mild distate for the other two.
(The kid learned early.)What would really be entertaining in that 'I wonder who'll fire the first bullet?
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This is why he didn't pick Heather season 1 (and Jes thought he should have): they were compatible and it killed his buzz. At a recent family dinner, someone asked what my favorite tv show was. Man, most of those ex-boyfriends are just trips too; some are downright scary.
My husband sat across the table, pleading with me with his eyes to lie and say something respectable. That should've clued Bret in on some of these girls as well.
That's not the American way." If you're going to travel around in two buses just to make sure you can throw people under them at need, you kind of have to expect a few fatalities from the weight of the wheels. Brittnay has already come across as super needy, and the other blonde (Melissa? That sort of one piece of blond silicone sewn down the middle with clear plasticine thread vibe.... He made me laugh this week with, "I'm not sure which is more sad: that her family heriloom is a bill or that she gave it to me" ..something to that effect. I'm thinking he just sews the wig into each do rag so it's easier to put on in a hurry. Brittaney is, indeed, a total stalker but then it is hard not to feel a teensy bit sorry for her. She and the Penthouse chick seem the most "real" of the bunch. Beverly I think is her name and yes I admired her greatly for saying "I have kids who are going to see this". Come on Bret did she make you feel a tiny bit guilty that your own kids might see this stuff to one day? And as for our medical elimination -- did we ever get to know her? Do any of them ever realize he gets to see the confessionals between the end of the season and the reunion special? I am surprised he kicked out Farah before Mindy, Pierceyface or Jamie the anonymous new girl, but Jamie made her move. I mean, you can't possibly believe that Teya has an ounce of genuine interest in Bret.
Kind of makes you wonder if they'll ever bother mentioning what happened.*sigh* As far as the show goes, I think we can put away any and all delusions about Bret really finding someone: he will find someone when VH1 stops offering him future contracts in the event of current failure. No matter how much it makes them forget, it won't return the favor for us... ) has already had two talks with him about maybe wanting to go home. He's finally admitted to extensions but it's been a long rumor that he got a bad hair plug job in the late 90's. Also, her body is not so bad, but her personality is pathetic. It is clearly important to Brett that he be allowed to hit it from behind. Speaking of real, seriously, did Brett tell the last girl to keep it real? LOL I really like her because she refuses to act like a slutty piece of trash to get him to like her. Was she ever shown as anything more than a background prop? And now, my imitation of a Farshley confessional after learning about the death of Bret's friend.'How can that stupid guy die when I'm in the middle of getting Bret? Hard to tell with the drunken hissy fits all around. Still surprised he didn't kick out one of the others. I shall miss Farah, she was entertaining in her trashy way. Bret made his decision weeks ago, and all his future decisions up to the finale where she becomes his ROL for the next five weeks will be made based on either a) how they will affect his sex life or b) will they be good TV?